Keepin’ It Real
                                                                                 Virginia 5/22/25
All of those wedding vows sound pretty when they say them out loud
Like gray hair and forever, but that’s not all I’m talking about
So here’s a list of things, as long as we’re keepin’ it real
That I really really want to know exactly how you feel
 
​I’m just keepin’ it real.  Keepin’ it real
keepin’ it really really really really really really real          Here we go…
 
Are you gonna’ love me when my arms have too much cellulite
Like I’m gonna’ love you when your bellies so big that you can’t see your feet
Are you gonna love me when I drive, from the passenger seat
Like I’m gonna’ love you when those garbage cans don’t make it to the street
 
I’m Just keepin’ it real, keepin’ it real
Cause I wanna’ know exactly how you feel
I’m Just keepin’ it really really really really really real
Cause I wanna’ know exac – a – lak - a - lak – a- ly  how you feel
 
Are you gonna’ love me when I can’t clip the nails on my toes
Like I’m gonna’ love you when those gray hairs start growing out your nose
Are you gonna’ love me when I up and Vote for the other side
Like I’m gonna’ love you when your gambling is something you thought you could hide
 
I’m just keepin’ it real.  Keepin’ it real
Cause I wanna’ know exactly how you feel
I’m Just keepin’ it really really really really really really real
Cause I wanna’ know exac – a – lak - a - lak – a- ly  how you feel
 
All of those wedding vows sound pretty, when they say them out loud
Like gray hair and forever, but that’s not all I’m talking about
I’m just keepin’ it real.